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Anonimoso?
i was talking to my friend david today…
he was talking and was suddenly like “i have a joke for you,” so then i rolled my eyes and said “okay, what?” so he goes, “you know that two girls, one cup video?” and i was like “yeah, i haven’t seen it, though” then he goes well “five guys…one direction”
One Direction Ordering Food:
Paul: Ok boys get whatever you want.
Niall: I want a cheeseburger...
Harry: Louis lets split a meal and eat it together tonight.
Louis: Sure we can eat it in bed.
Niall: Chicken fingers...
Paul: Harry stop touching Louis and order your food.
Niall: French Fries...
Liam: I would like some cookies and milk.
Niall: Ice cream...
Zayn: Is there a bathroom here? I need a mirror.
Paul: No Zayn your fine.
Niall: Coke...
Louis: My order name is Terrrrrrance.
Liam: I am so sorry I forgot to say please when I was ordering my food!
Niall: Onion rings...
Paul: Niall don't you think thats enough food?
Niall: Another cheeseburger...
Zayn: Paul I need a mirror now!
Harry: Louis order one drink for us to split.
Niall: cookie...
Paul: Why didn't I just order for them?
1D comes to my house to hang out:
Me: So can I get you guys anything? Water, snacks, my virginity?
1D: what
Me:
1D:
Me:
1D:
Me:
1D:
Me: I said iced tea
